Kick back! Get nekkid! Get laid! Relax! It’s Your House!
Enjoy LIFE!
Tired of living in a crowded and noisy apartment building? Does renting only a "room" or living in a "boarding house" sound less than appealing?
Why not try “sharing” our laid-back, nudist-friendly, 420-friendly, and moderately hedonistic home in Garden Grove. We have a large, 2500sf, 5-bedroom 3-bath house with a large backyard and a 2-car garage. It’s an older house and not in the best of shape, but it’s comfortable and enjoyable.
We’re looking to share the house with those who want to be “members” in a “co-operative” household environment and not simply “renters” or “boarders.” We’re looking for people who are willing to “share” equally in the peaceful enjoyment, management, and maintenance of the house with other members of the house. And… We’re especially looking to share the house with people who have the “right attitude”.
So... What's the "right attitude"? Simple. Enjoy LIFE!
Can you live with a minimum of rules and still be responsible? Good! Got an uninhibited AND non-judgmental nature? Great! Do you like being butt naked and bare assed in your own house? Awesome! Willing to contribute to making this house a great place to live? YOUR IN!!!
More importantly... This house is a SANCTUARY.
So… If you’re “kinda” intolerant of other people’s behavior or unusual habits, find things like colorful discussion or uninhibited behavior objectionable, then this is probably not your “kinda” place. If you won’t contribute to keeping the house clean or can’t stand other people’s messiness, or simply don’t wish to participate in making this house a peaceful and enjoyable place to live, then this is definitely not your “kinda” place. It’s never perfect and it always requires some effort, but when it works, IT WORKS REALLY GREAT!
The price is $865 per room ($965 for couples/partners).
The price includes all utilities, high-speed internet and cable TV. The only exception is when utilities start getting extreme, then everyone shares in the extra costs. (Please note: There is no central AC) Everyone has their own private bedrooms and complete access to the house, including washer/dryer, internet, kitchen, etc. There’s usually six or more members, depending on the number of couples/partners renting rooms.
Oh... And for those who simply MUST have rules. Here's the one and only house rule:
IF YOUR ACTION, OR LACK OF ACTION, COULD CAUSE…
- SUBSTANTIAL HARM OR INJURY TO OTHERS
- LOSS, DAMAGE, OR DESTRUCTION TO THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
- SIGNIFICANT AND ADVERSE INTERFERENCE IN THE ACTIVITIES, PRACTICES, PURSUITS, OR OCCUPATIONS OF OTHERS
- ENTRY BY LAW ENFORCEMENT THROUGH USE OF FORCE OR BY WARRANT, OR WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF ALL MEMBERS
THEN DON’T DO IT!
Need examples of what the House Rule means???
If you didn’t laugh while you read at least one of the examples, then you’re already in trouble!
Still interested?
We’re always looking for interesting people who are interested in sharing our place. Click on the button above and fill out our application. Email it back to joseph@dlgg.xyz, or bring it with you when you check the place out. (Leave out the sensitive SSN and financial stuff until you’re accepted as a member. Make sure to tell us a little about yourself and what you’re looking for in a place to live. If you’d like, send us a resume and a couple of pics.
